The Continuing Conversations with the Four Year Old

We are in front of the TV, watching Daniel Tiger’s
Neighborhood
. The episode is drawing to a close and Daniel is about to sing is his good bye song, a revamp of “It’s Such a Good Feeling” which closed Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood back in the day.

He jumps up to turn off the TV, “It’s over. I have to turn it off!”

Me: “But don’t you want to hear Daniel sing his song?”

Him: “NO! IT’S OVER!”

Mummy: Did you have fun with your friends at daycare?

Him: I did.

Mummy (turning to me): Daddy, did you have fun with your friends at work?

Him: DADDY DOESN’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! HE JUST HAS A BOSS!

Watching Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends on Netflix.

Him: SPIDER-MAN IS FIGHTING A FIRE MONSTER.

Me: Yes, yes he is.

Him: REMEMBER WHEN SPIDER-MAN FOUGHT THE FIRE MONSTER?

Me: Yes, it literally just happened in the opening credits.

Him: REMEMBER WHEN SPIDER-MAN FOUGHT THE FIRE MONSTER?

Me: We just talked about this.

Him: REMEMBER WHEN SPIDER-MAN FOUGHT THE FIRE MONSTER?

Me: Oh, dear god…

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