“I love you. I’m going to stroke you. I love you…I love you.”
– Don Cherry on Boston’s Marc Savard alleged sweet nothings to his hockey stick.
He then urged young hockey players everywhere to sleep with their hockey sticks, adding, “Take care of your hockey sticks and they’ll take care of you.”
And thus, the case for senilicide is made.
It’s a shame the polar ice caps are melting because I’m pretty sure there would be an ice floe with his name on it.