Happy Birthday Bill

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8 thoughts on “Happy Birthday Bill

  1. I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don’t live on Starship NCC-170, or own a phaser. And I don’t know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I’ve never had green alien sex, though I’m sure it would be quite an evening. I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt’s, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me ‘Live long and prosper’, I seriously mean it when I say, ‘Get a life’. My doctor’s name is not McCoy, it’s Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. It’s. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I’ve gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!

  2. Now that’s a winter’s end Canadian national holiday I could really get behind. My local grocery store’s automatic checkout line maven is a ‘Starfleet’ officer on one of those RPG Trek ships. She wears the little badge on her uniform just below her nametag and it always puts a smile on my face. Feels like I have a truly dedicated professional helping me find the code # for my avocados.

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