What do you get when you take two childhood fears: clowns and evangelical Christians and put them together? Clowning 4 Christ. I can see threatening to do your child’s birthday parties with these guys as a means of discipline.
“Clean your room or we don’t go to La Ronde for your birthday.”
“No! I don’t wanna!”
“Fine then. I’ll hire Clowns4Christ for your birthday instead. I’m going to the phone…I’m dialing the number…Hello, Clowns4Christ?”
“NO! DADDY! NOOOOO!!!!”
(via new yorkish)