“You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.”

When you’re hard up for sleazy reality show ideas, always, always, always, look to Britain. The latest plan from the folks who produced There’s Something About Miriam (in which male suitors attempt to unknowingly woo a transsexual), has a thousand men competing for the chance to impregnate a woman. The finalists then compete in a “Sperm Race” to determine whose swimmers are swiftest and thereby earning the chance to knock up a British chick.

Every day and in every way, we are getting closer and closer to Series 7: The Contenders. And when that day comes, I will get a big bowl of Doritos, and watch it all.

“Now where the fuck is that bean dip?!”

(via TMFTML)

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