Crossing Over

U.S. Presidential candidate John Kerry has chosen John Edwards as his running mate.

The choice is a wise one for three reasons:

1) Edwards’ southern charm, boyish good looks, and sunny optimism have made him extremely popular among voters and it will serve as a counter-point to Kerry’s more serious manner.

2) His experience in the courtroom will provide him with excellent cross-examination skills that will serve him well in the debates with Vice-President Dick Cheney.

3) His amazing psychic powers allow him to speak with the dead.

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