Apologies and Corrections

Remember a few posts ago when I callously made reference to Mary Kate Olsen’s alleged anorexia? Turns out her recent entry into rehab is not to treat any eating disorder. It was in fact, to treat a substance abuse problem.

I would like to apologize to the Olsen family by inferring that she is anorexic. I will take great care in the future to ensure that Mary Kate Olsen is exclusively, and more correctly, identified as a CRACK WHORE.

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