Okay, Nigella, you reading this? This is what you and I (well, you mostly) have been working toward for years. This is your chance. You can take North America by storm with your messy kitchens, your laissez-faire attitudes toward measurements with your use of made-up words like “splodge,” and your saucy, saucy accent. You shall astound and delight the masses. I’ll prepare your throne. Go get ’em you foxy British domestic minx, you.