Not sure what U.S. Democratic candidate John Kerry was smoking when he said this:
Apparently, to belong to an ethnic/racial group you just have to say you belong. And here I thought it something to do genetics n’ chromosomes n’ shit. Fuck it then, I’m Latino. Pienso que senador Juan Kerry está intentando perder la elección intencionalmente.
Seriously someone sit this dude down in front the Trailer Park Boys episode where J-Roc is forced to reconcile the fact that he is, indeed, white.