Why do I suddenly miss Bill Clinton?

He won Super Tuesday and now he’s set his sights on the White House. I think we can all expect big, big things from John Kerry.

I call bullshit clear Democratic strategy on this one. Four years ago, Al Gore appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone in a photo that was allegedly airbrushed due to the ginormity of his excited schlong. It’s the oldest political trick in the book: when faced with an incumbent president and his 200 million dollar election war chest, as well as a polarized electorate, just spread a rumour that you have a huge cock. It worked for Lincoln.

(via wonkette)


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