History Today: a series of British comedy sketches in which two veddy, veddy English men discuss history but end up insulting each other like school boys:
RN: You see a piece of old crust with like blue mould all over it?
DB: Er, that’s got a bit wet in the corner?
RN: Yes, yes that’s right, and very stale and hard.
DB: Has it been on the floor?
RN: Yes, it has been on the floor and it smells very bad because it is off.
RN: That’s your dinner, that is. That’s what you have at Christmas. That’s your special birthday meal.