Blind Date

Remember Harmon Leon? Used to write for Might magazine? Weird, but redonkulously funny writer? Anyway, he recently infiltrated the reality show ‘Blind Date.’:

FIRST, SOME “REALITY” DATING PREPARATION:

1 Thong Speedo (that displays ample butt-crack)
1 Unzipped blue tracksuit top (with no shirt underneath, of course)
1 Large, gold “bling-bling” dollar sign chain
1 Pair of really high-cut jean shorts
1 Visor
1 Pair of aviator sunglasses (to be worn at all times)
1 Set of really cheap looking rings, one for each finger

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