Looks like I’ll be attending First Wednesday after all.
Is it just me or does the phrase “First Wednesday” in a certain context remind you of holidays in sci-fi stories, especially with admonishments like “You must come to Cabane for First Wedesday or suffer the consequences! Why, we all celebrate First Wednesday. It is Ape Law and you do not wish to break Ape Law!” It’s sort of like that Star Trek episode where there was this planet where the people lead a bland, boring existance, except for one hour per day that was reserved for “Festival,” where they’d all go nuts and have sex and break stuff and scream “festival!!!”
Anyway, I wouldn’t want to piss off Dr. Zaius so yeah, we’ll be there.