News Item: Axis of Evil Now Expanded to Include Scotland

Good to know the folks responsible for America’s homeland defense are taking their jobs seriously enough to expand their spying to a whiskey distillery in Scotland. Apparently, the ingredients used to make whiskey can be used in the manufacture of weapons of mass destruction. (They also can, when consumed in sufficient quantities, give the user the appearance of being drunk, as Oscar Wilde might put it.)

I can see Ann Coulter’s column now: “I have always felt that the Scots, like the French, have been America’s long standing enemies. They drive on the wrong side of the road, wear skirts like girly-men, and roll their R’s, just like a Muslim terrorist. And don’t forget a certain love of a suspiciously Middle Eastern-sounding ‘doner kebabs.’ If such a food product, if you can call it that, were to catch on here in America then the terrorists will have already won. We should invade their country, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.”

(From Looka!, by way of boing boing.)

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