scandal at the horton’s

The reptilian kitten-eaters at Tim Horton’s have started centralising their baking operations in Brantford, Ont.. The plant will bake, freeze, then ship all its baked goods to its stores across Canada. I’m hoping they’ll change their motto from “Always Fresh” to “Well, It Was Fresh Once.”

And of course there is the overlooked fact that a frozen doughnut or a fresh doughnut is still just an artery-clogging circle o’ lard.

mmm…circle o’ lard….

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