okay stop it

Johnny Cash is gone. Ditto John Ritter. Now I’m told Ozzie and Sharon’s marriage is in trouble. Enough with the bad news already.

Next you’ll tell me Ben and J-Lo’s wedding, around which we have had to arrange our entire weekend, been postponed again.Oh crap.

At least Warner Brothers, in a rare moment, of sanity, have hired Christian Bale to play the next Batman in a film to be directed by ‘Memento’ guy Christopher Nolan (so maybe it’ll run backwards or something).

Slightly off-topic: When I went to see 1989’s ‘Batman,’ someone in the audience wondered aloud: “So how come this Bruce Wayne guy knows who Batman is?”

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