I haven’t been watching much of Canadian Idol but it seems Billy Klippert (right), who is supposed to be 24 but looks more like 44, was voted out last night. This leaves Gary Beals (middle) and Ryan Malcolm (left) as the final two. My support goes to the tiny, Prince-sized Gary, not because he’s a fellow Maritimer, or because he can sing or anything but because he’s not Malcolm. That guy just reeks of Hipsterism – the angular features, the funky specs, the impishly and carefully unkempt hair, the fashionable thinness. Therefore, must be destroyed. Go Gary!
(of course, he can’t really be much of a hipster as he’s on Canadian Idol, fer crissakes)