“We got the pimp-oline. That’s what I call it because it’s the pimp trampoline!”
-Mike “Boogie” of Big Brother All Stars, upon the arrival of a perfectly normal trampoline.
Attention: You are all, from this point forward, to refrain from using the word “pimp” in front of every single ordinary thing you encounter. A trampoline is a trampoline. That’s it. There is nothing “pimp” about it. The All-Bran I had this morning is not “pimp” because I added rasberries to it.
Outfitting your car or house with garish adornments is fine. Tacky, but fine. Don’t dilute what these people do making the word cool.
And white people like Mike “Boogie” should just avoid the word entirely.