Inbred plant conversationalist, tampon aspirationalist, and father of a teen Nazi, Prince Charles was picked up by a live microphone darkly muttering about the press.
The prince was on a skiing holiday in Switzerland with his two sons when they were asked about his upcoming wedding to Camilla Parker-Bowles. Charles was overhead saying “Bloody people. I can’t bear them.” and “I hate doing this.” All this while they were on a skiing holiday that the bloody people paid for.
Meanwhile his handlers are in spin-mode claiming that he doesn’t hold the media in contempt.
It’s nice to see that Charles is now taking on his father’s previous royal duty of saying stupid shit out loud. He still has a long way to go if he wants to match his father’s extensive history of foot-in-mouth disease.
I’m not an anti-monarchist by any means because I think the royal family is mostly harmless. And by “mostly harmless” I mean “useless.” The monarchy hasn’t been a direct political influence for well over a century and as a result, today we have a family that, through that famous “genetic lottery,” are born both wealthy and famous and yet somehow think they actually did something to get where they are. It’s not the most pressing issue in the world but at some point, someone in power in Britain is going to start openly asking the question: What exactly are these people for?